Baby update! + First Baby Dream!

Alright, so my first OB exam was today! They also took six tubes of blood for various testing and I got my first ultrasound. I am carrying around the 10-12 week area(For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, I'm carrying the baby low. Which according to the wives tale means it's a boy. It's complete BS, but that's the rumor. We will see.), but baby is definitely 14 weeks according to size. I have pictures, but Tony says to keep them a surprise until around Christmas. So ya'll will have to wait to see my little monster.

Baby is about 10-ish CM. I say ish, because while she was looking for the head she found the legs, she made a comment about the baby having long legs and then continued to the head. So after measuring the head she couldn't find the legs, I think the baby heard and hid them lol. The whole time baby had his hand palm towards the camera kinda looking like "You get outta mah space!" It was cute, we have four pictures and the one where you can kinda see fingers in my favorite. Tony almost cried. Damn. I was hoping one of us would have waterworks, I was just like "It's a baby!" and pointed. I was excited lol.

This part gets a little graphic... You have been warned.

So, along with that I also had my first ever pap schmear. Holy shit. Words cannot describe the awkward. The boob fondle was meh, I could care less who touches the girls. They've become immune. What was awkward was having to scoot to the edge of the table until her hand touched my cooter, then the metal speculum... the scraping wasn't unpleasant... but it was weird, didn't feel the brush thing or the q-tip. The part I had issues with was the old lady fingers probing for my uterus. O.M.G. Tony is all in the chair next to me trying not to laugh. Ass. And afterward I was like... I need an adult! The lady is like 50, maybe 60. She is really nice though and I'm going back in two weeks for my follow up with her. It was just weird.

Graphic part is over for those of you who skipped, lol.

So! On to my first baby dream.
It was short, I guess and there may be parts I don't remember but this is basically how it went.

My boy(OMG a boy!) was about 6 feet, had hair like his daddy. Well, it was long. Anyways, I don't remember his face but I had straightened his hair for some reason and I was at MV with him, then he walked off and I went into Criman's office for some reason, then River Fruits came in the room. She was about the same height as Jessie but had bright red hair like Paige. You could totally tell she was a Palmer cookie cutter baby lol. Anyways I looked at her and said "Hey River, what do you think of his hair?" and she said "Kinda looks like old pictures of my dad." Then we both laughed and I woke up.

I was weirded out for a second when I woke up, but I texted Paige and she said we should set up our kids lol. I'm thinking somewhere along the lines of Swan Princess.

I also learned today that Paige is the one I can count on to tell me random stuff about pregnancy lol, stuff like the mucous plug and how "juicy" pregnancy can be. I love her to bits needless to say, I can't wait to go home and hang out with everyone!

Anyways, that's all for now. Next blog post should be a baby name list, yes lol.